Tomas Stone

One of the founders of the famous Bayswater Road Art Exhibition, London born Artist and Stage Hypnotist Thomas Stone, lived for over thirty six years in Luton. Now retired, he lives with his wife Pamela, in the beautiful town of Beaminster in Dorset.

Black and humorous. Bony Willy the Naked Viking was his first published novel. To those whose eyes travel the pages of his books, he has one word to say, (enjoy).

A humorous fantasy titled WHOEVER SAID HOUSES CAN'T TALK? is the latest addition to his bookshelf, published in 2010.

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Tomas is appearing on Deal or No Deal on Channel 4, and we believe his show is on February 4th 2011.
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Bony Willy The Naked Viking
by Tomas Stone

Paperback ISBN: 978-1-84944-006-6
Paperback RRP: £14.49

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Mobipocket eBook available here for 6 Euros.
Mobipocket eBook ISBN: 978-1-84944-021-9

Set in the ancient town of Paxley. The story follows the humorous misadventures of male stripper Willy Fluck, after he accepts a booking to perform at Stanton Hospital. Warned not to touch any of the experimental X-Ray equipment, he foolishly enters on of the units to put change into his Viking clothes. The results of his stupidity become transparently clear, when he becomes a walking, talking, glowing skeleton.

To make good his escape from the hospital, he is forced to steal a hearse with a corpse in a coffin in the back. With no way of knowing how long the effects of the X-rays are going to last Willy seeks refuge in an old abandoned mill, where he is befriended by three drunken tramps. Unfortunately, they only add to his problems. Full of compassion and cheap wine, they decide to bury him in the local cemetery.

Leaving his new found friends lying at the bottom of the grave they had intended for him, Willy decides to go home to his wife. To his relief his flesh returns before he gets there.

When the stolen hearse is found abandoned at St Luke's cemetery with an extra corpse in the coffin. Detective Segeant Gibbon and Detective Constable Sneed are sent to investigate. Before they are able to get their teeth into the case, they are informed that the Reverence Peter Cameron-Jones has been abducted from St. Luke's church.

When Gibbon and Sneed discover that another priest had disappeared frin tge sane church in similar circumstances a hundred years ago they decide to investigate strange happenings at the Devil's Folly which stands in the shadows of Paxley Grange.

To hide the fact that he keeps changing into a skeleton, often at inappropriate times. Willy buys a rubber head and a clown suit as a disguise. Things go from bad to worse for bony Willy, when his pregnant wife is kidnapped by crazy Angela Rossington and her gang of Satanists who intend to sacrifice her and her unborn child in an attempt to evoke and humanize the Devil.

Long John Silver's Magical Bicycle Bell
by Tomas Stone

Paperback ISBN: 978-1-84944-017-2
Paperback RRP: £11.69

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Mobipocket eBook available here for 6 Euros.
Mobipocket eBook ISBN: 978-1-84944-033-2

Whilst scanning the sand on a Dorset beach with his metal detector, John Silver (Long John) to his friends uncovers Aladdin’s Magic Lamp. After floating in the sea for two thousand years, the lamp has become a battered relic of what it used to be. When John polishes his find to summon up the genie, the slave of the lamp cannot get past the twisted spout.

 Thinking that the lamp is just another useless piece of junk, John’s mother throws it away for recycling. During the recycling process, the genie becomes miniaturized and the lamp is recreated as a bicycle bell.

Although John doesn’t own a bicycle, he feels compelled to buy the bell when he sees it displayed in a shop window. When he rings the bell, a tiny genie appears.

John’s first two wishes turn out to be miniature replicas of what he had asked for. His disappointment grows when the genie informs him that the lamp must be restored to its former glory before he can grant full sized wishes. The genie then tells John, that the only person with the power to turn the bicycle bell back into a lamp is Merlin the Magician.

Whoever Said Houses Can't Talk
by Tomas Stone

Paperback ISBN: 978-1-84944-043-1
Paperback RRP: £11.99

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Mobipocket eBook available here for 6 Euros.
Mobipocket eBook ISBN: **COMING SOON**

Situated some six miles from Melderton-on-Sea, the ancient town of Burnbury stands like an undiscovered island in a sea of green fields. Like sleeping beauty, time seems to have passed in by. The town boasts one church, one cemetery filled to overflowing, five shops one of which is an undertaker's, two public houses, and a population of three thousand two hundred.

Some of the townsfolk, who have lived all of their lives in Burnbury, know every house in every street. Eight years ago, Mr Arthur Piddle a local developer, built nine pairs of semidetached properties on a vacant plot of land. When they were finished, the council decided to name them after the developer. They are now called Piddle Close.