Bony Willy The Naked Viking
by Tomas Stone
Paperback ISBN: 978-1-84944-006-6
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Set in the ancient town of Paxley. The story follows the humorous misadventures of male stripper Willy Fluck, after he accepts a booking to perform at Stanton Hospital. Warned not to touch any of the experimental X-Ray equipment, he foolishly enters on of the units to put change into his Viking clothes. The results of his stupidity become transparently clear, when he becomes a walking, talking, glowing skeleton.
To make good his escape from the hospital, he is forced to steal a hearse with a corpse in a coffin in the back. With no way of knowing how long the effects of the X-rays are going to last Willy seeks refuge in an old abandoned mill, where he is befriended by three drunken tramps. Unfortunately, they only add to his problems. Full of compassion and cheap wine, they decide to bury him in the local cemetery.
Leaving his new found friends lying at the bottom of the grave they had intended for him, Willy decides to go home to his wife. To his relief his flesh returns before he gets there.
When the stolen hearse is found abandoned at St Luke's cemetery with an extra corpse in the coffin. Detective Segeant Gibbon and Detective Constable Sneed are sent to investigate. Before they are able to get their teeth into the case, they are informed that the Reverence Peter Cameron-Jones has been abducted from St. Luke's church.
When Gibbon and Sneed discover that another priest had disappeared frin tge sane church in similar circumstances a hundred years ago they decide to investigate strange happenings at the Devil's Folly which stands in the shadows of Paxley Grange.
To hide the fact that he keeps changing into a skeleton, often at inappropriate times. Willy buys a rubber head and a clown suit as a disguise. Things go from bad to worse for bony Willy, when his pregnant wife is kidnapped by crazy Angela Rossington and her gang of Satanists who intend to sacrifice her and her unborn child in an attempt to evoke and humanize the Devil.